wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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(Source: etxt)

officialunitedstates:

Don’t ever fall in love with me.  I will learn how to do origami just so I can make you a swan every morning and lay it gently on your forehead so when you wake up and roll over you crush it and feel bad that you did that.  Don’t ever fall in love with me.

1nd2rd3st:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

We don’t talk about it

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

thatwhoviansynesthete:

  • you guys are allowed to send me messages
  • you’re allowed to just say hi
  • feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
  • you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
  • don’t be afraid to be off anon
  • you can talk to me
  • i like talking to you guys 
  • please
  • i dont bite 

(Source: freewlfi)